the whole thing, no fine print
Name, picture, gas. Thirty seconds on the site — or one tweet: @HoodiesBot launch Family Meal $FAM. All 1B tokens go into a Uniswap v4 pool in the same transaction, at a ~$5K start. Your optional first buy runs atomically, capped at 5%, at the public price.
One market from block one — no bonding curve, no graduation, nothing to migrate. Every swap pays 1% to the pool's LP position, and 71% of that flows to whoever holds the creator slot. Forever.
Launch for someone else with fees:@username in the tweet. We pregenerate a wallet tied to their X account and the fees pile up in it until they log in. The fees were always theirs — they just haven't looked yet.